Thursday, December 19, 2013

My Review of Deviltry Afoot by Carol Pritt

 
Blurb: Seeking justice for her daughters murder Tina must seek answers in the supernatural realm. Terror is spreading over Pendale. Love is pitted against a dreadful force.

 My review. Carol creates a balance between the paranormal world and the normal world. The bond between a mother and her child can reach even beyond the veil.

Excerpt:

 

Deep into an uneasy dream Tina’s face was twisted in consternation.
Dan hadn’t stayed over this evening. She’d told him she needed time to gather strength and come to grips with what lay ahead.
He’d looked hurt. She knew he could not understand her need to be alone at such a time.
He offered to sit up with her all night.
She told him she was wrung out; she would be able to sleep a bit.
She longed to fall into unconsciousness and to block all thought.
Her bedroom felt airless.
The little clock on her nightstand seemed to have a very loud tick tonight. The dials revealed it to be 1:00 pm.
Still asleep Tina shifted her weight to lie on her back.
Her heavy cotton nightgown became bunched up under the small of her back.
Suddenly she brought up her hands folding them over her chest in the position that the dead are laid out.
Beads of sweat broke out on her face, although the temperature in her room was a cool sixty-four degrees.
She was carrying groceries to her car in a dark parking lot.
Behind her there was a small convenience store. It was lit up. The buildings light stopped at the front of the building.
Tina tossed her bag of groceries into the passenger side of the seat. Just as she lifted her leg to get in behind the wheel she thought of her mother. She’d yell up a storm if she could see her now. As a teen Tina was lectured countless times about getting into a car alone. First check out the back seat to make sure no one was lurking there, she could still her mom stress.
Tina sat her leg back down on the pavement. She opened the back door. All clear.
She slid into the front seat closing her door and rolling down her window most of the way.
Glancing out her open window she began to shake all over.
Two hands with long tapered fingers suddenly grasp the window!
As if in slow motion a hooded figure raised itself!
Her door was flung open wide.
It pushed her backward sending her sprawling across the seat.
She was immobile from fear.
The thing lowered itself to her feet.
It covered her with its form inch by inch.
Its dark cloak was spread wide to enfold her completely.
Her heart thumped so hard she felt ready to pass out praying she would.
It was up to her head now.
Tina was so cold it was as if she were entombed within a block of ice
The smell of decay surrounding her was so rank she couldn’t catch a good breath.
The hood slipped back a bit. She couldn’t decipher its features clearly. She could only make out black pinpoint eyes.
Drool oozed from its mouth. A great gob of spittle plunked down on her forehead.
She let out a scream.
She thought she’d cried out, and awoken.
It was actually only phase two.
Still dreaming she thanked the Lord that it was only a nightmare.
Lights flickered from the traffic through her drapes.
Something in the room didn’t feel right.
The sheet was shifting downward of its own accord.
Two hands grasp the foot of the bed as a cloaked figure crawled up and over her!
She surrendered herself up to it.
She was entirely passive until sirens from a passing rescue unit brought her to an actual waking state ending her ordeal.
Rest would elude her the remainder of the night. She sighed and got up from the bed.
First light would signal the start of her greatest trial.
She must commend her only offspring to eternal rest.


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About the Author:

 

Carol Pritt lives in the northeast with her family. She has two Associate degrees, one in Liberal Arts, and the other in Journalism from the local community college. Ms. Pritt enjoys writing, reading, spending time with her family, and playing with her pets. This is her first novel.

 

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Website http://deviltryafoot.com/

 

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Wednesday, December 18, 2013

My Review Of Be Happy By Aisa Ross


Be Happy, the first of the "BE" series,  is a book written in a straight-talk fashion, quickly delving into the heart of the matter--How to live our days better and happier, with purpose and direction.  Also, this short book contains massive information on the psychology behind people's self-sabotaging behaviors and negative thought patterns.

 
Blurb:

 

If you are like me, at one point in your life, you have asked yourself questions like these:

1. What's wrong with me?
2. Why can't I just forget about him/her?
3. Why do I feel so lonely and sad?
4. Why do I do the things I do? They're irresponsible and destructive, I know that! Yet, here I am again–overeating or overspending.
5. Why do I feel so restless, angry, and impatient?
6. How can I improve my life and myself?

I believe the primary causes and also the answers to these important questions are:

a) We lack psychological/mental and spiritual nourishment, solid boundaries, and established foundations.
b) Our physical selves live disconnected from our inner beings.
c) We did not learn the necessary life skills in managing each aspect of how to live a balanced lifestyle.

"Be Happy: How to live your life by design" is an easy and simplistic guide to help us find a better, happier way to live.  

 

Direct Link to Book On Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18743251-be-happy?ac=1

 
Excerpt:

 

PREVIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL AND/OR PHYSICAL TRAUMA WITHIN OUR BRAIN

 

Injury sustained inside our brain is the most difficult to diagnose and to treat.  In the case of motor vehicle accidents or physical traumas, physicians have the advantage of background information as to what happened.  In turn, they can automatically activate an emergency plan of treatment, such as a stroke protocol, CT scan, medications, and observation via in-patient hospitalization.

 

However, most of us are what can be classified as “the walking wounded.” We have unresolved psychological traumas and/or untreated brain injuries.  To function or cope with daily living, we subconsciously self-medicate to soothe or to provide the missing chemicals that our brain requires.  Our irresponsible behaviors and/or addictions are symptoms.  It’s a cry for help.  However, when we do seek treatment, we often focus on the symptoms and neglect the source of our sufferings.

 

First example:  EATING DISORDER

 

Please, let’s not rely solely on suggestions from diet/health books to lose weight or to overcome anorexia.   I agree that they are necessary materials because of the important information they provide.  However, first, we must bravely ask ourselves these questions:

a)    What is causing this restlessness?

b)    What is my body/mind asking me to take care of?”

 

The answer might be that we must join a survivors’ support group or speak to a therapist.  This is a situation that we cannot “tough it out, just be disciplined, and/or get over it!”

 

Let’s be kind to ourselves and give voice to our sorrows.

 
My review. I found this book to be informative. "The greatest treasure in life is - loving one's self." I agree. There is no getting away from yourself, so you need to love yourself. Aisa explains each topic in the book in her own simplistic way.
 

Buy Link:

 
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About the Author:

Aisa Ross was born overseas but now calls San Francisco, CA her home. She's single, a Buddhist, and a devout minimalist.  She's loves her career in the medical field.  However, her life's passion is in her writing.  Aisa's newly published book "Be Happy: How to live your life by design!" along with two upcoming titles "Be Well: How to find perfect balance in your life and yourself"  and "Be You: How to reinvent yourself with love and confidence" have been inspired by years of pursuit on finding her authentic self and living a truly happy lifestyle. She hopes to impart precious knowledge through her humble writings.  Namaste.

 

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Monday, December 16, 2013

Lobo's Howliday By C, L. Murphy Book Blast

About the Book ~ *New Release*

Lobo's Howliday by C.L. MurphyTitle: Lobo's Howliday (The Adventures of Lovable Lobo) Author: C.L. Murphy Publication Date: Dec. 1, 2013 Publisher: Independent - Peanut Butter Prose Number of pages: 32 Recommended age: 3+      

Summary

It's almost Christmas and Santa finds himself in quite the predicament due to unintended consequences as a result of trying something new. Lobo, and his raven sidekick, Roxy, travel to the North Pole to help the jolly ole' one and are guided by the Arctic animals. The colors of the season delight along the way and make for a howling good holiday. Can you howl Ho Ho Ho?  

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The Early Buzz

"This book has been by far the best written book that I have ever read. The way this author uses language to describe exactly what is going on is amazing. I find myself at a loss for words, the writing is so eloquent. I was instantly drawn into this book. I was disappointed that this story wasn't longer, but that didn't at all take away from the story." ~ 5 Star Review, Jack Magnus, Readers Favorite
 

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[caption id="attachment_11686" align="alignleft" width="220"]C.L. Murphy and Lovable Lobo C.L. Murphy and Lovable Lobo[/caption] While new to the children's book writing and illustrating scene, C.L. has been doodling her way through life since she won a school wide poster contest in the third grade. She's had the pleasure of working as an artist in residence, creating cartoons and painting murals with the children at local elementary schools. She adores the wonder and curiosity of young children. For years, she filed picture book ideas away, until the reality of the empty nest syndrome sunk in and she decided to bring her favorite one to fruition. She based the character, Lovable Lobo, on something very dear to her heart, a real wolf that she's raised for the last 13 years. She's felt the need to protect him his entire life, primarily due to the preconceived notions that wolves are to be feared. She lives amongst the wildlife in an enchanted forest in the beautiful Oregon wilderness. She has always appreciated nature and animals have always played a major role in her life. She was that little girl who brought home the strays asking "Can we please keep it?" At an early age she realized her connection with animals by training a wild bluejay to appear on command to take food from her hand. Check out her book series and discover that you, too, will find Lobo lovable.

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Friday, December 13, 2013

My Review of Zoe & Zak and the Ghost Leopard

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About the Book

Title: Ghost Leopard (Zoe and Zak Series, Book #1)
Authors: Lars Guignard
Publication Date: July 21, 2012
Publisher: Fantastic Press
Pages: 338
Recommended Age: 8+
Summary (Amazon):
Zoe and Zak are lost in exotic India, where gods and magic still exist. Before they can find their way home, they just have to do one little thing… …Save a mythical creature from an ancient evil that wants to rule the world. When Zoe Guire goes along on her mom’s business trip to India, things get very weird, very quickly. An elephant god speaks to her from the bottom of a swimming pool… She and her classmate Zak get locked in a trunk and shipped off to a strange city near the foothills of the Himalayas… and a crazy snake charmer tells them they’ve been chosen to protect a mythical creature called the Ghost Leopard from an ancient evil that wants to take over the world. As they travel deeper into the majestic mountains known as the Realm of the Gods, things get even weirder. If she and Zak want to make it back to their parents, they’re going to have to tap into powers they never knew existed. Because if they don’t, things will never be the same for any of us ever again.
 
I give this book a five star review. Full of action and adventure, something every kid loves to read about. I enjoyed this adventure of hunting for the ghost leopard with Zoe and Zak. It was nice seeing India through Zoe's eyes. Great characters. I'm ready to read book two. Thanks, Lars, for a good read.   
 

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The Buzz

"Awesome! ~ I am 11 and I liked the book because I love adventures. It was a different kind of adventure from what I usually read and it was funny too. " ~ 5-Star Review from J. Olsen, Amazon
"This was a fun read. This book was like a kid's version of Indiana Jones. It's also very educational as Zoe tells you real facts about what she sees and the history. I enjoyed it immensely. If you have a 10-12 year old child that loves adventure books, this is definitely a must read. " ~ 5-Star review from Simone Lilly-Egerter, Amazon
"I'm sure this book was written for children who are around the age of the two children in the book, 11 or so. But, this 35 year old loved this book! It had action, adventure and imagination galore! It was exactly the kind of adventure that a lot of kids that age dream of." ~ 5-Star review from The Novice Christian, Amazon
 

About The Author: Lars Guignard

[caption id="attachment_14417" align="alignleft" width="154"]Lars Guignard Lars Guignard[/caption] Prior to writing novels, Lars Guignard wrote for film and television. As a teenager he attended boarding school in the Indian Himalayas and his experiences there provided the inspiration for the Zoe and Zak series which now include: Zoe & Zak and the Ghost Leopard, Zoe & Zak and the Yogi’s Curse, and Zoe & Zak and the Tiger Temple. He lives in the Pacific Northwest where he dodges bears and cougars while hiking & skiing the magnificent Coast Mountain Range. For news about new releases, please join his email list here: http://www.larsguignard.com/contact/  

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Thursday, December 12, 2013

My Review Of Apocalipstick by Lisa Acerbo


 I give Apocalipstick a five star review. Romance. Action. Adventure. Jena lives in a crazy world, and has somehow found true love with Caleb. Gripping action scene when Caleb saves Jenna. Thank you, Lisa, for a good read.


Genres: Horror, Paranormal Romance, Urban Fiction

 

Blurb:

 

Jenna should be having the time of her life at college. Instead, her only desire is survival. She lives in a world gone insane after a virus kills most of the population. Being alive after the apocalypse is bad, but when the undead return, hungry for humans, times turn darker. For Jenna and a small group of survivors, the goal is to reach the High Point Inn. At the inn, Jenna develops feelings for Caleb, who, while exotic and intoxicating, is not quite human. Will this new utopia last?

 

 
Excerpt:
 
“By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way comes…” ran through Jenna’s mind, another remnant of her former life. Now the graveyard was the safest place. Evil openly roamed the streets and it was coming for her.
 
Jenna blinked the sweat out of her eyes and took a deep breath. She swayed with exhaustion. Angels, symbols of all things God and good, adornments of the dead, swam in and out of Jenna’s clouded vision. She placed a scarred hand on the peaceful, cold stone markers, embellished with the names of forgotten loved ones. Nowadays, loved ones wanted to come back from the grave and claw your face off, devour your insides.
 
Jenna wanted to lie down and give up. She was tired and had lost everyone she knew. Hair lank and greasy, mud splattered clothing, old and mismatched. Instead of admitting defeat, she forced herself to stay alert, pushing matted, raven hair out of her eyes with a dirty hand. Jenna could not remember a time in her recent history where she felt clean or had a moment in which she was not fighting to stay alive. Looking around the darkened landscape, she wanted to live. She shoved to her feet once again.
 
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Interview: A Conversation with Author Lisa Acerbo

 

How would you describe your book in:

 

20 words or less: Life is bad after the apocalypse…the undead just made it worse.

 

100 words or less: Jenna should be having the time of her life at college. Instead, her one desire is survival. She lives in a world gone insane after a virus kills most of the population. Being alive after the apocalypse is bad, but when the undead return, hungry for humans, times turn darker. For Jenna and a small group of survivors, the goal is to reach the safe haven of the High Point Inn. At the inn, Jenna develops feelings for Caleb, who, while exotic and intoxicating, is not quite human. Will this new utopia last?

 

Have you always been a writer?                          

 

I have always loved both reading and writing. This love inspired me to major in English during college. While a full time teacher, I have also continued to write and publish. Before turning to fiction, my articles appeared in the Connecticut Post, Trumbull Patch and Hollywood Scriptwriter.

 

How did this book come to be? Why did you write it?

 

I grew up reading novels by Judy Blume, Dean Koontz, and Stephen King, among others.  While entirely different genres, these authors inspired me to want to read more and write fiction.  I love authors who can create vivid conflicts and life-like characters in relationships, romantic or otherwise.  I enjoy reading romances with action and adventure, and I hoped to create a book with those elements.

 

 

Who is your audience?

 

Apocalipstick is geared for older teens and college-aged audiences as it is set in a stark and violent post-apocalyptic world. Some of the scenes when Jenna battles the undead could be considered intense, but I hope people of all ages can enjoy the book.

 

How long did it take you to write this book and what kind of routine, if any, did you follow?

 

The book took a long time to complete, and it went through some major revisions along the way. I often write in creative, disorganized blasts (much like my life) and did not really have a routine, but I am currently trying to change that. My writing came in fits and spurts, mostly during the summer when I was off from teaching.

 

How is this book different from others that are available? What makes it unique?

 

The book contains a little bit of everything. It has zombies, paranormal romance, and horror. When I began the novel, I hoped that my audience could, on some level, relate to Apocalipstick.  Analogous to the characters in the book, we must fight daily battles, whether it is with school, jobs, illnesses, or family problems.  At times, we also feel detached, similar to the characters called the “others.”  There are even occasions when we might wonder about the possibility of zombies and question if humanity can become similar: dead to the world around us and passing the time waiting for our next meal. 

 Author Bio:  

 

Lisa Acerbo is a high school teacher and adjunct faculty at the University of Phoenix. She lives in Connecticut with her husband, daughters, three cats, and two horses. When not writing, she mountain bikes, hikes, and tries to pursue some type of further education--she's working towards an EdD.

 

 

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Giveaway:

 

Lisa is giving away a print copy of her book and a $20 Amazon gift card to two lucky winners! Open worldwide, must be 18 and over to enter. Entry dates: 11/19/13 – 12/17/13
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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Tumbleweed Christmas by Beverly Stowe McClure

About the Book

Tumbleweed Christmas by Beverly Stowe McClureTitle: Tumbleweed Christmas Author: Beverly Stowe McClure Publication Date: July 20, 2013 (original pub. date - August 28, 2011) Publisher: 4RV Publishing LLC Number of pages: 24 Recommended age: 3+ Summary (Back Cover): Christmas is the time for miracles, but sometimes a child must make her own miracle and one for her siblings.  

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The Buzz

"Through the storytelling of Beverly Stowe McClure and the book illustrations of Bridget McKenna, the reader is drawn to feel the pain of poverty and choices that must be made due to economic circumstance. We are drawn into Jackie's world by her giving spirit and root for her every word of the way. And when all is said and done ... We, too, believe in the miracle of a Tumbleweed Christmas. Timely for the season and its reason, but also gives us reason to keep the Spirit of Christmas alive year 'round." ~ 5 Star Review, Ruth C., Amazon
"I can't think of a sweeter tale of the season than Tumbleweed Christmas." ~ 5 Star Review, Cheryl M., Amazon
"This is a delightful 24 page book which shows the reader about selflessness. Many parent's give up much to make things work when they don't have a lot of money, and being creative is certainly a key in such situations. Jackie gave up what was dear to her the most to be able to give gifts to her family so they had something to open on Christmas day. In many ways, gift giving has gone out of control. The most expensive items are not necessarily the best. Sometimes it's the handmade items or drawings that come from the heart that are truly memorable. A gift from the heart is what truly matters most, and it doesn't have to be much. Children and parent's alike will enjoy this story because it touches upon one of the best gifts in the world that we can give--LOVE!" ~ 5 Star Review, Children's Book Reviewer, Amazon
 

About the Author: Beverly Stowe McClure

[caption id="attachment_15371" align="alignleft" width="200"]Beverly Stowe McClure Beverly Stowe McClure[/caption] Beverly Stowe McClure is a former teacher turned writer. When she was a kid, writing was the last thing on her mind. She loved music and played clarinet in the junior high and high school bands. She also was a majorette. She still plays the piano to relax. Her cats don’t appreciate good music, however, and run and hide when she tickles the ivories. She lives in the country with Patches and Tiger (the cats), along with a variety of wild critters that stop by for a handout. Next to her sons, grandchildren, and great-grands, writing is her passion and joy. She also enjoys researching her family roots and snapping pictures of clouds, flowers, deer and birds, especially the roadrunner that visits on occasion and the hummingbirds that she feeds.  

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Tuesday, December 10, 2013

My Review Of I Dream Of Zombies by Charlotte Gerber

 
Blurb:

Being a zombie counselor was not Rose Lee’s dream job.  However, there was a growing need for people who were willing to work with clients that smelled bad, were falling apart, and had a propensity for bad behavior.  She decided to put her college degree to work, and try to help out her fellow man, or rather fellow zombies.

When Rose meets a soon-to-be zombie waitress at the Crispy Biscuit, things go from bad to worse.  She has run-ins with zombie landlords, zombie hunters, undercover zombies and mercenaries, just to name a few. 

Rose tackles all of her problems straight on, whether she is taking out a thug in the supermarket parking lot or saving a cop’s life at the playground.  She battles the dark underbelly of post-apocalypse Hornellsville, and proves that she is more than just a pretty girl named after a famous stripper.
 
I give I Dream Of Zombies a five star review. Rose is a strong, fun character who cares about helping zombies. This story has action, mystery, and romance. Thanks, Charlotte, for a good read.

 
Excerpt:

“Welcome to the Crispy Biscuit,” a nasal female voice said over the intercom. “Can I interest you in a Deluxe Chicken and Cheese breakfast biscuit?”

“No, thanks.  Give me a brown sugar biscuit with marmalade and a large Lava Java with two creams and two sugars please,” I said.

“Does that complete your order?” the voice asked.

“Yep, that’ll do it,” I said.

“Please pull ahead to the first window,” she said.

I did as instructed and rounded the corner with my 1990 Cadillac Brougham.  It was a gift from my father.  I’m not sure if it was really a gift, or rather his way of getting rid of the biggest, gas-guzzling vehicle he’d ever owned.  I had named the car Beulah.

I maneuvered up to the window, being careful not to hit the concrete pylon next to the service window.  Not because it would hurt my car, but rather because the car would probably take a chunk out of the pylon.

Eight feet of car hood later, the driver’s side window finally lined up with the service window.  “Five-o-five please,” the cashier said.  I handed her the money and was a little shocked when she almost dumped my order into my lap through the window.  “Sorry”, she said, her cheeks turning a deep shade of scarlet. 

“That’s okay, it is that kind of day,” I said, trying to reassure her with a smile.  It never hurt to be nice to the workers at the Crispy Biscuit.  Every once in a while they gave me an extra biscuit, and who was I to complain?

I noticed her hands as she went back to work.  I could have sworn there were the familiar quarter-sized brown patches on the tops of her hands.  I must have looked a little too long because the girl suddenly pulled the window shut, shot me the stink eye, and turned her back to me.

It didn’t take a rocket scientist to know what those patches were – zombie disease.  If that were true, all it would take to do the poor creature in was a whiff of pepper and BAM!  A very sticky, and somewhat messy, end.

I was torn between pulling into a parking space and running in to alert her manager or continuing on my drive to the jail.  I didn’t relish the thought of doing either; in one case the poor girl may be sent away to live out her life in a zombie asylum, and in the other, I had to figure out whether my client was worth the time and effort of sitting through a court hearing.

Life used to be so much easier before the ZA.

A sense of duty won out, since I’m required by law to report this kind of thing.  I pulled Beulah into a tight parking space and disembarked.  Luckily I had worn one of my sensible suits to work today and didn’t have to navigate the pot-hole filled parking lot in high heels.

I entered the restaurant and stood in line, waiting for my chance to speak with the manager.  The hostess greeted me after a few moments.

“Just one today?” she asked.

“No, I’m not staying,” I said. “I just have a quick question for the manager.  Is he or she in?”

“Let me check, hon.  I’ll be right back,” she said. 

I watched her walk away from me, her plump body crammed into a short yellow dress.  A starched white apron hemmed with lace helped to cover some of the bulges in front, but from behind it didn’t help her at all.  I gave a sigh and felt instantly sorry for her.  She probably didn’t make much money, and the management was probably a little too cheap to buy uniforms that fit everyone, especially the more curvy girls.

She returned a few minutes later with a rather unhappy-looking man with a bad comb over.  I could feel my stomach clench looking at him.  I didn’t like dealing with surly people, especially this early in the morning.

“What can I do for you mam?” he asked in a weak, raspy voice, probably a result from chain smoking.  I had a hard time looking away from him.  His skin had an odd, oily appearance and he had purple circles under his eyes.  His lips had a bluish cast to them; a candidate for a heart attack if I ever did see one.

“Um,” I stammered. “I think one of your waitresses may be sick.”

He narrowed his eyes and stared at me.  “Who is sick?” he asked, a little more loudly than was necessary.

“I think the girl who waited on me at the drive thru is a little under the weather, if you know what I mean,” I said.  I would have given the proverbial wink-wink to him, but I was afraid that he would misunderstand the signal. 

“No, I don’t know what you mean,” he said curtly.  “Explain,” he said, even more loudly than before.

I was beginning to feel uncomfortable and regretting my decision to come into the restaurant.  There was no turning back now, however, so I plowed ahead.

“I noticed that your waitress has brown spots on the tops of her hands.  I don’t need to tell you what that is a sign of, do I?  The last thing you need is a horrific accident in your restaurant, right?  You know what happens when a zombie gets around pepper.”

The situation was beginning to sink in with the manager, and he looked at the floor.  He nodded and then said, “I’ll look into it.”  He abruptly turned on his heel and walked away from me.  I turned and was about to leave the store when I saw my car pulling out of the parking space without me.

I ran towards the front door of the store, and just then the waitress from the drive thru turned and gave a little wave from the driver’s side of my car.  “Holy cheese and crackers!” I yelled.  “She stole my car!”

Other patrons who were enjoying their breakfast biscuits stopped eating and looked up at me.  “She stole my car!” I yelled again, pointing at the door. 

I turned and looked at the restaurant patrons around me, half wondering if anyone was going to help me.  Most of them just went back to eating, though a few looked at me expectantly for a moment or two before they also returned to their breakfasts.

If nothing else, people in Hornellsville were a calm lot.
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Charlotte Gerber began her writing career after becoming disabled in 2004.  Since then she has been a writer and editor for LoveToKnow.com, and most recently covering disability issues for the New York Times on their About.com website.

Murder in Middleton, the story of a psychic teenager trying to solve a century’s old murder mystery, was her first book.  I Dream of Zombies, the story of Rose Lee, a zombie social worker, will be released on Halloween this year.

A holiday novella, A Very Merry Middleton Christmas, is scheduled for release during the holiday season this year.  Curiosity Killed the Cat, a murder mystery, is scheduled for release in 2014.

 

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